Mar 29 2024

It ain't here ! (SIGH)

We looked everywhere. (SIGH) Behind the fridge, under the stove, between the couch pillows. In the dog house. We do not know who told you it was here. It ain't here and nobody knows where it went.

You know how the internets (as a previous US President called it) work. Just choose something from our menu to the left, or the one under the header. If you are feeling a bit panicky right now, be adventurous try the search box.

Remember that this site is not meant for the under-18 crowd. Please return to your school books or X-Box. If you are over 18, and are easily disturbed by biology, physiology and descriptions of the human body, reproduction and sexual functioning, please leave the site right now. Do not even think twice about it. Just close your browser and step away from your keyboard and mouse. Right NOW!

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